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"412GTI" (sixspeedab)
03/15/2019 at 16:09 • Filed to: shitpost, Facebook

Saw this on the ‘ol Zuckerbook today and got a good chuckle from it. There’s a whole page called “shirts marketed to extremely specific demographic” and it’s great if you need a laugh this afternoon. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

DISCUSSION (22)

For Sweden > 412GTI
03/15/2019 at 16:19

I DRIVE A LINCOLN MKX

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > 412GTI
03/15/2019 at 16:20

i could see boomers being their main target demographic

MonkeePuzzle > 412GTI
03/15/2019 at 16:21

I like the subtle beer gut to this shirt

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > 412GTI
03/15/2019 at 16:22

There’s probably that one Midwestern grandpa who’d love this shirt.

BTW that page is hilarious!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > 412GTI
03/15/2019 at 16:25

Kinja'd!!!

What the fuck even is this?!?!

Urambo Tauro > For Sweden
03/15/2019 at 16:26

I AM A DIVISION MANAGER!

412GTI > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/15/2019 at 16:29

Isn’t it great?!

412GTI > For Sweden
03/15/2019 at 16:29

NO IT’S NOT AN EDGE STOP SAYING THAT

412GTI > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
03/15/2019 at 16:31

Insert “Each Day we stray further from god” meme

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
03/15/2019 at 16:31

It’s the t shirt version of a dank meme.

Ash78, voting early and often > 412GTI
03/15/2019 at 16:32

“After I kill you, I’ll drive you to your own funeral in my LINCOLN MKX”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > 412GTI
03/15/2019 at 16:33

IF MY LINCOLN OFFENDS YOU, SEC EDE!

I’ll help you pack

412GTI > Ash78, voting early and often
03/15/2019 at 16:34

*MKT for true accuracy

Kinja'd!!!

Ash78, voting early and often > 412GTI
03/15/2019 at 16:35

I honestly though they were the same thing.

/still mad at Lincoln for ditching most names

412GTI > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/15/2019 at 16:39

Next shirt: DON’T YOU DARE DRINK STARBUCKS ICED COFFEE WITH 2 SUGARS AND 3 CREAM IN MY 2014 LINCOLN MKX. I WAS BORN IN AUGUST AND DON’T HAVE TIME FOR TO CLEAN UP YOUR MILLENNIAL MESSES. SIGNED - A RETIRED PLUMBER

412GTI > Ash78, voting early and often
03/15/2019 at 16:41

Doesn’t help that they sell about 5 MkT’s a year.

Kinja'd!!!

Also, Lincoln is bringing back real names - they started with the Continental and now have 3 more. Yay Lincoln!

gettingoldercarguy > 412GTI
03/15/2019 at 16:50

Too busy watching this super realistic shoot em up movie on Facebook. Set in New Zealand, a bunch of right wing terrorists massacre almost 50 Muslims. Acting is crap, but the effects and make up is fantastic.